I promised I'd update this blog, so here I am.
I just cleaned out my keyboard, which was gross, of course, and now it's weirdly soft to type on. I didn't take pictures of all the evil that was lurking under there; if you saw the pictures of what I dug out of my office chair casters you can get an idea. But has this made me reconsider eating at my computer? Hell no!
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