Sunday, May 6
Well, 34 minutes on the phone and I'm getting a new bat tree. This one didn't catch on fire or deform or blow up or do anything interesting. It's just that after I ran the battery updater my charge time dropped by an hour, which fuck. I didn't think I'd get a new one out of it, really, but I guess losing an hour of battery life is enough to qualify.
Now I have to go have some Vitamin C to offset the free radicals generated by half an hour on the cell phone. 3:49 PM