Wednesday, February 7
Fucking FedEx left my package on the "back porch." I don't have a back porch. The imbecile probably left it in the courtyard out back, you know, the one directly in front of the door of the HUGE APARTMENT BUILDING next door? Has FedEx ever successfully delivered a package? Ever? They have fucked up every delivery I've seen them try to make.
And this on the day I find out they're not making the gum I like anymore. I think I'm going back to bed.2:11 PM