Greetings from Glasgow! The commute went fine, the weather is gray, the food has been wonderful, the beer's even better (they call the stuff bitter, but that's such a misnomer), and I'm already covered in glitter and smelling like a hippie bordello thanks to a visit to Lush. I will write in horrendous detail of my travels once I get back, but this is just to let you know I got here safely and all is well.
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