Friday, December 22
I can see clearly now; we got a brand new second hand tee vee from a nice lady on craigslist. It has crispy pixels, audible sound, and the little door on front closes and everthang. It's like movin' on up to a double wide or that indoor plumbin'. Bring on the Yule Log!
So now we're good to go for another 20 years, by which time TVs will be mural-sized, paper-thin, and $9.99. 5:16 PM