Friday, January 16
BWAHAHA! I just found out a friend of mine is dating a PORN STAR! And he's a GAY porn star! That's good, of course, since it means he's all types of handsome and and he's got lots of muscles (including one big one, if you catch my drift) —but still! I guess after a hard day's work, it's nice to go home to something soft.
GET IT? Hard day's work? Huh? Huh?